We're not PETA. We're not vegan.
And we don't just sign petitions blindly. In this one, actually, and without intention, 'blind' is an operative word.
Thanks to our friend Dan from the Missouri National Guard who was kind enough and pissed enough to send this along...
Dan, thanks for the job you do while in uniform. And for the job you do out of it. (Um, wait. That came out wrong. You know what we mean.)