The Chair
See this?
Harmless enough to see. Ugly even.
I am not sure exactly what this means but I sat in it today and didn't want to get up. Ever. Let's just say it does things.
The sad part? I go to (the) Home Depot for this stuff called Odo-Ban the pet OK kind. Stinking little bastards have Mama on her hands and knees and not the fairy tale way if you know what I mean.
Excuse me. The only thing worse than falling in love with a random piece of outdoor furniture is taking its picture before I leave like a drunk girl crawls across the floor to look at the drivers license of the guy she's just....
Um. Is this thing on?
Harmless enough to see. Ugly even.
I am not sure exactly what this means but I sat in it today and didn't want to get up. Ever. Let's just say it does things.
The sad part? I go to (the) Home Depot for this stuff called Odo-Ban the pet OK kind. Stinking little bastards have Mama on her hands and knees and not the fairy tale way if you know what I mean.
Excuse me. The only thing worse than falling in love with a random piece of outdoor furniture is taking its picture before I leave like a drunk girl crawls across the floor to look at the drivers license of the guy she's just....
Um. Is this thing on?
posted by Dustin at
5:02 PM 
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